. . . that new banders should be sure to have lots of before pics in the same outfits from month to month. (Thanks, Catherine!) So, I am going to post a few before pictures. I still have the components of these hideous outfits-including the Gap velour track pants that are desperately trying not to bust at the seams!-so I will use them. Regarding the silliness next door, I can't seem to get in front of a camera without practicing my Tyra "Fierce Eye" at least once. Although this picture looks a lot like Lazy Eye. I am hoping that weight loss won't accentuate the uneven eyes I just discovered. (Great! Another flaw to obsess over.)
I think my mind's eye is on the fritz. Surely if I had seen the horror revealed in these pictures I would have become a shut-in long ago. The ability to deny what is staring me in the round face is certainly handy, but something I hope to never need again.
Without further ado, I give you my Befores. May you not recoil in horror or laugh in jest. Underneath the flubber and HORRIBLE FASHION SENSE is a terrific girl who just got a little lost at the buffet.
